Humorous Wedding Speech by a Fellow Engineering Student :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Speech by a Fellow design Student Ladies and Gentlemen hello I would like to start by thanking Eric, on behalf of the bridesmaids, for his kind words. I am sure you will all(prenominal) agree that they serve absolutely gorgeous and have carried out their duties magnificently. Im non sure how much tequila it took, but the bride arrived one time and seemingly cured of all her wedding day nerves. Also, we shouldnt forget James, the pageboy, who has also done a sterling job today. You may have noticed that he was entrusted with the rings and not me, the supposed best man. Eric, I know we were students together and back in those days I would have certainly been tempted to pawn them both for some bare beer money but please, the drinks today are already on you. For those who dont know, I met Eric at Swansea University, where we both spent three age not reading for a degree in Engineering. That said, we did conduct some excellent practical research on tika masala vi scosity, chapatti-nan absorbency co-efficients, and the fluid dynamics of snakebite and black. Actually, we met in the first term in our hall launderette. He came over and asked me if I knew how to operate the machines. It was about the 8th week of term and the clean clothes hed arrived from home with 2 months in front were in desperate need of liquid refreshment. Theres only so much that deodorant can do for a pair of boxer shorts. Anyway, we got chatting and I was immediately impressed by Erics friendliness, his willingness to talk lucidly on just about any subject, his quick mind, and how those same boxer shorts managed to deal their own way to the washing machine. But more about those scholarly days shortly. As I did only meet Eric a few years ago, Ive had to rely on his own account of earlier years. Apparently, the young Eric Wilson was an exceptionally gifted child. He sat his GCSEs whilst his contemporaries were doing the 11-plus and indeed concentrated on his first nov el, which he published at the age of 15. When it came to A-levels, his English teacher was left in tears when he opted for the Sciences. He consequently reluctantly turned down offers from Oxford, Cambridge and Harvard, in order to study at that other great beacon of learning Swansea.